Pastor’s Tech Support? My Hilarious Bible & Manual Disaster!
And all of a sudden, life ain't working the way I thought it should. There is no way God could have given me that woman. There had to be a mistake. So what's the first thing you do? Well, usually when I'm doing this in a live audience, I ask the pastors to raise their hand because they're the technical support department or the counselor in my church.
You call, hopefully it's not an 800 number and you listen to the church music for hours, but you finally get ahold of the pastor and the pastor says, well, how can I help you? Well, this ain't working. And he says, okay, well, I'll tell you what, come on into my office and let's sit down and go over it and bring your manual. Oh, okay, so I go get my manual dusted off and I go into the pastor's office and we're sitting down. He says, okay, you got your manual.
He says, yeah, I got my manual. I want you to turn to Ephesians, the fifth chapter. And so I go, okay, Ephesians, Ephesians, is that in the Old Testament or the New Testament? Either it's in the New Testament. You might want to get thumb indexes in your Bible next time.
So I finally get to Ephesians, the fifth chapter. He says, okay, now let's read this together. So we read Ephesians and we go through it. And he stops me and he says, do you understand what you just read? And I said, yes, sir, I do.
And then we go a little bit further. He says, okay, now do you understand that part? Yes, I do. Finally, we get all done. The pastor says, now, do you understand what we just went through and what we just read?
Yes, sir, I do. So the pastor says, if you do that, that won't happen. So I say, well, thank you very much, Mr. Pastor. This has been very helpful.
And now I think I understand what to do. And the pastor says, no problem. We're just here to help you, Vince. Anytime you get in any kind of trouble, you be sure and come and see me and we'll help you. And he sends me off and says, have a nice day.
Now, that is not what that guy really wanted to say. More of the Men on Target series with Vince Dacchioli at otm.co.